Christmas

Jokes

Phrases

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?

It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile-toe!

Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolp

He wanted change for a buck.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows

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