The Four Cats !

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant

the third man was a Chemist and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, T square, do your stuff.

took out some

paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

Spreadsheet, do your stuff.

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned

with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3

cookies.............Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his

cat and said Measure, do your stuff.

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of

milk got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured

exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said

What can your cat do?He called hsi cat coffe break and said do your stuff

coffe break jump to his feet ate the cookie

Drank the milk

Pooped on the paper and clamied he broke his back in the process

and went home for the rest of the day

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