Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? Answer: Sandy Claws.Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas? Answer: She said
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