CHRISTMAS JOKES & RIDDLES Q. What kind of bird can write?

A. A pen-guin

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?

A. Santa Clues!

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

A. It's Christmas, Eve.

Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?

A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?

A. Ice caps.

Q. What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?

A. Grave-y.

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

A. I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q. What do you call a snowman party?

A. A Snowball! Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with

a shark? A. Frost bite!

Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?

A. The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?

A. Sandy Claws!

Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?

A. They are always dropping their needles.

Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A. Because he had the drum sticks.

Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?

A. He was stuffed!

Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

A. Because every buck is dear to him.

Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

A. Missletoe!

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A. Claustrophobic.

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